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You didn't think you had to just run
this by me at all?

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Really?

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No, I've got a lot going on. Yeah, I've
got, you know, besides work, I've got,

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you know, it's my life. You can't just
have... Yeah, well, you should have

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me, okay? And then you should have, if
she's coming over, you should have given

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me some warning. When's she coming over?

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Today?

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Bro.

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She's here. She's right now.

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It's fucking unbelievable. I can't yet.
No, we'll talk later.

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Hi, Uncle Ryan.

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Hey, come on in.

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Thanks.

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How are you? You look so good.

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I'm great. How are you?

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Good morning.

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Thanks. Hi there.

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Yes,

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come this way.

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How have you been? You been good?

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Yeah, I've been doing really well. I do.

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You haven't been to the place, have you?

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No, I don't think so.

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Well, your dad was telling me you're in
town looking at colleges. Is that what's

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going on here?

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Yeah, I'm going to be here for like
three weeks.

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Here in town?

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Like staying with me for three weeks.

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Like staying with you. Is that okay?

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Uh, yeah, of course.

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Thank you.

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Um, yeah.

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So, uh, yeah, of course. That's why if
they're going to be here for a while,

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I've got some, some ground rules to go
over just so we don't, you know, um,

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number one is, uh, no, no boys coming
over or, or girls like whatever, but no,

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like night. That's fine. Okay.

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All right. Uh, secondly,

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I like to keep kind of a clean place, so
if you do any kitchen stuff or

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whatever, just, you know, put the dishes
away.

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Laundry, there's a lot of room, right?
It's on the left. Feel free to use it.

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Okay. But just, you know, pick it back
to yourself.

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Okay.

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Third, most important rule is, do you
remember that I like to meditate a lot?

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Um, yeah, I think so.

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Okay, yeah, well, I do.

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I'm very stressed. I've got a lot of
just...

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I just need meditation time, okay? It's
just really important to me. So if you

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smell incense or anything like that,
that's just me doing my thing. Just kind

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leave me alone.

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Just stay out of the room. That's it.

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Okay. Just remember that rule and
everything should be pretty good.

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Okay. Sounds good, yeah.

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So other than that, you've been okay? I
feel like I haven't seen you in a while.

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Yeah, I've been...

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I mean, I've just been, you know,
looking around, and I just figured this

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the best place. My dad kind of, you
know, sent me over here, but he told me

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something. I was just wondering if I
could ask you about it.

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Yeah, sure, what's up?

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So, I've always known you my whole life
as, you know, Uncle Ryan, but he just

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let me know that you guys were actually
just college buddies, so it's, you know,

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you're not actually family.

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Yeah, well, yeah.

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That's true.

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But you know, your family always meant a
lot to mine.

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Well, you've always been my favorite
uncle.

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Well, at least now you know the truth,
right?

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Can I show you your room? Yeah, I would
love that, actually.

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Please remember when we're 30, okay?

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Okay, yeah.

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Okay, this will be your room.

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Yeah, it should be okay. The bathroom's
there.

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I'm sorry, it's a little messy, but I
didn't have a warning, so it's fine.

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Let me know if you need anything. I'm
going to do some meditation.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah.

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You should be set, and I'll talk to you
in a bit. Thank you so much, Uncle Ryan.

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No problem.

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A password.

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She didn't tell me the password.

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What the fuck?

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Uncle Ryan?

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Uncle Ryan?

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What are you doing here?

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Um, I needed the Wi -Fi password, but...
Did I not tell you? When the lights be

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in since I did... I'm meditating.

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Um, is your meditation masturbation?
I... That's what... Wow.

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I told you this was the most important
rule.

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What do you need?

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I just told you I needed the Wi -Fi
password and you didn't give it to me.

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But, you know, I never really considered
you

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attractive until I figured out you
weren't actually my uncle.

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So... What do you think?

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I'm saying that I've always wondered
what you look like when you're naked and

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I'm... Not really unhappy.

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So you want the Wi -Fi password?

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I mean, I think that... I think that
it's fine.

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I think I got something better.

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What... It's okay. Remember, you're not
actually my uncle.

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I love

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you.

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Oh yeah, like that.

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I don't have this back for me.

